[Winces as he holds a bag of frozen peas wrapped in a cloth against his bruising eye, his trademark smile still on his face despite the dull throb] Fucking aces.

 

[Moonwalks]

thewendybirddarling:

Milkshakes are on me.

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In that case, I’m getting a large one, heiress. 

(Source: peterfxckingpan)

[Moonwalks]

thewendybirddarling:

That’s quite the thing to say.

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Just some true facts. 

Plus McDonalds drive thru. 

(Source: peterfxckingpan)

[Moonwalks]

thewendybirddarling:

What? Did you want to go somewhere?

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I wanna go everywhere and anywhere with you. 

(Source: peterfxckingpan)

[Moonwalks]

thewendybirddarling:

A little bit.

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What’re we waiting for then? 

(Source: peterfxckingpan)

[Moonwalks]

thewendybirddarling:

A car.

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No shit. Wait, you can drive? 

(Source: peterfxckingpan)

[Moonwalks]

thewendybirddarling:

Um…So…My dad gave me a neat present for my birthday…

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What is it? 

(Source: peterfxckingpan)

[Moonwalks]

lostgirlthief:

That’s yet to be seen.

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If you can bear to be apart, joined at the hip you two are. 

(Source: peterfxckingpan)

[Moonwalks]

thewendybirddarling:

Sounds…Slippery.

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Probably was. 

(Source: peterfxckingpan)